excess-0:

queen-of-the-galaxy:

He is literally the opposite of a weeaboo.

This is what I have been waiting for.

laralaralara:

upsanta:

#kirk is a HUGE elementary fan

#i love uhura and spock just standing there like ‘well’ #that’s what happens when u get between a man and his cbs procedural

myaugustuswatersfetish:

fishingboatproceeds:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.” 

Wait. Wrong book.

this made me laugh harder than it should have…

Completely unintentionally, I tagged this as “The Fault in our Ham”
I just can’t bring myself to changing it. 

rubber-luffy:

my friend decorated her christmas tree like this

amykilledthedaleks:

#can we please take a look at how unfazed amy is #this is scary as all hell #if you had a 900 year old man yelling in your face you’d probably pee #i know i would #but she’s just like #you need me #and that’s her solution to the problem #you should’ve had me and you wouldn’t be acting this way #her face #look at it #so serious #so pained #because if she had been there #she could’ve helped him #and now he was doing stupid things #because she wasn’t there to keep his mind off of the memories #this man has killed thousands #he’s killed his own race #that’s so scary #but amy’s like #it’s my fault #like #help

valeria2067:

penandpage:

dangling-thpider:

And John remains blissfully unaware that The Doctor visited Sherlock years ago and gave him the skull. It was a skull he’d discovered in a ruined church, a thousand years in the future. He couldn’t re-bury it in the grave it came from, because that was completely destroyed, so he took it and gave it to a young Sherlock. 

‘This will keep you company until you meet him,’ the Doctor said with a smile.

Sherlock took the skull and immediately began examining it. ‘Who is it? Or rather, who was it?’

‘It’s all that’s left of an old man who lived a good life and became the most important person in yours’.

The Doctor never gave him the name he so desperately wanted, but as soon as he met John Watson on that fateful day in St. Bart’s, Sherlock knew.

doctorwho:

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.

taintedtreasure:

#he’s gonna burn down cardiff

#But on an unrelated note we are taking out a large insurance policy on the city of Cardiff

theunitedstatesofnatalie:

ladyavenal:

dangling-thpider:

Idea from dangling-thpider!

Woohoo! lol his face though. He’s like “*sigh* They finally caught me.”

giggle.

i knew this was coming…..

this is SO accurate!

buttastic:

angerliz:

m-azing:

adrimnzr:

tdrloid:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Download

WHAT THE FUCK

my god

lmao my dad just walked in to me blasting this. he just sort of shook his head in shame.

amandatolleson:

Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

Holyyyyyyyyy crap. 

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